From what I remember, all the kids from South Park. Well, the main characters, were trying to fly a plane. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny were getting bitched at by one of the flight attendants.  Then we are on the ground, as the plane wreckage burns in the background and bodies are scattered about the floor. Next thing I know, the kids have guns saying, "We have guns and the cops are coming, we might as well break into peoples houses and shoot them..."

We managed to break into several houses, at the very last one I got caught in the bathroom. I told the cop, "Let me guess, most people run to hide in the bathroom the most, right?" and he nods his head. Now that I think about it, he looks like this one guy I met through Jacob. I will have to tell him about this!

Well I tell him the cop, "I'll give you head if you let me go?" He agrees and we proceed!

For some reason, he went on over to suck me off first! I mean, I didn't mind but I thought he would just get it and leave. The first thing he did was go and kiss me. Telling me he loves men with big mouths. This guys mouth was HUGE. So I tried to open my mouth wide, but to no avail. His breath was god awful! He then picked me up and put me on the counter and I pulled my dick out and he just looked at me with this look of disdain. Next thing I know, I'm cutting my metal lips that I'm holding in my hand with a paper cutter. Nice effect!

Well, he just opens his mouth towards my dick and I tell him, "Just take yours out and don't bother sucking me off if my size bothers you, asshole" and then he proceeds to lower his pants but before I could see anything.

My alarm wakes me up.

Now, I wonder if I should ever set my alarm if it is always going to disrupt my dreams. I really wanted to see his dick.

Oh well.

Nice dream though...

Tags: bathroom, cartman, dick, dream, kenny, kyle, oral, sex, south park, stan
Current Mood: chipper

I honestly couldn't think of a title for this entry. So I decided to just leave it untitled. Not like it matters anyways.

So today, even though I did post a video blog, I still feel like I want to write about my day. So here goes. :D      


So I figured since I like to text, I am a huge texter. In fact, I text more than talk on the phone. It makes me want to get a phone specifically for texting so I could do it faster and more effeciently. Anyways, back to the subject. I tried to change it to 3000 text messenging package. It turns out since Cingular is now the new AT&T, they now have UNLIMITED messaging. Which includes video, text, IM, and much much more.When the lady told me that, I went straight into commercial mode and said this,

"Wow! So now that Cingular is the new AT&T, instead of having a certain amount of text messages per month, I can now have unlimited for 5 dollars more and that's unlimited texts to all services?! That's awesome!"

I thought about that after I got off the phone and laughed. I was honestly very surprised and happy. There is going to be a small fee at the next billing cycle but from the lady explained to me. It's like putting a deposit on rent. I just blanked out when she talked about that.

So it's safe to say, I was happy and do not have to worry about going over in texting.

I believe my cousin should get it as well, because she has gone over here texts and for just 10 bucks more I'm sure, she would have unlimited and wouldn't have to worry.

Other than that, I started reading "Miss Misery" It has livejournal entries in it. I'm confused since I started reading it, but it already seems like a great book!

Um, I played Pokemon for a while, I'm trying to evolve some normal types through happiness, which is proving to be annoying but satisfying at the same time.

I've eaten a lot of beans with tapatio sauce today. My bathroom experience for the next day is going to be horrible!

Other than that, I've been messing with stuff. I downloaded a new photo editing software since I can't use photoshop. It works just as well, if not better than photoshop and does everything I did on photoshop so I'm happy. I'm downloading some easy-listening music, mainly Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen. I'm going to make a playlist, burn a cd and enjoy the music. Oh and I now have Meet the Robinsons on my Ipod. I have yet to watch it and just may watch it tomarrow.

So yeah..

Tags: at&t, bathroom, books, cingular, downloading, livejournal, stuff, text, unlimited
Current Location: My desk
Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: Television